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is this how married people should act ? poll blue or silver?

techdude — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 09:48:12 +0000

Marriage (Part I)

Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and
after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:

‘I’ll be home when I want, if I want and at what time
I want — and I don’t expect any hassle from you.
I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless
I tell you that I won’t be home for dinner.
I’ll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing
when I want with my old buddies, and don’t you
give me a hard time about it.
Those are my rules. Any comments?’

His new bride said:
‘No, that’s fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex
here at seven o’clock every night…whether you’re here or not.’

(DARN SHE’S GOOD!)

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Marriage (Part II)

Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary!

The husband yells, ‘When you die, I’m getting you a headstone
that reads, ‘Here Lies My Wife — Cold As Ever’!’

‘Yeah?’ she replies. ‘When you die, I’m getting you a headstone
that reads, ‘Here Lies My Husband — Stiff At Last’!’

(HE ASKED FOR IT!)

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Marriage (Part III)

Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table.

Husband gets up in a rage and says, ‘And you are no
good in bed either,’ and storms out of the house.

After some time he realizes he was nasty and
decides to make amends and rings her up.

She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated husband says,
‘What took you so long to answer to the phone?’

She says, ‘I was in bed.’

‘In bed this early, doing what?’

‘Getting a second opinion!’

(YEP, HE HAD THAT COMING, TOO!)

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Marriage (Part IV)

A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement.

He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his
wife,’ Mother of Six’ in spite of her objections.

One night, they go to a party.
The man decides that it IS time to go home and
wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well.
He shouts at the top of his voice, ‘Shall we go home Mother of Six?’

His wife, irritated by her husband’s lack of discretion,
shouts right back, ‘Any time you’re ready, Father of Four.’

(RIGHT ON, LADY!)

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THE SILENT TREATMENT

A man and his wife were having some problems at home
and were giving each other the silent treatment.

Suddenly the man realized that the next day he would need his wife
to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece
of paper,’Please wake me at 5:00 AM.’ He left it where he knew she would find it.

The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it
was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight.

Furious, he was about to go to see why his wife hadn’t wakened him when he
noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, ‘It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.’

Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

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God may have created man before woman, but there
is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.
x x x

My friend is getting married and her wedding is buffet style and they aren’t going to have plate settings..?

techdude — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 05:21:35 +0000

She is going to have napkins set up like envelopes on the table and she is wondering what would be a good thing to place in the napkins…Her colors are navy blue, silver and cream color…Her theme is classy, beautiful and elegant..
She is getting married in July…
She can’t use her wedding favors because the ones she has can’t fit…Her favors are stemless wineglasses…And it’s buffet style so there can’t be a menu used in there

Wedding Ceremony: How to Kiss after You Are Pronounced Married

techdude — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 03:17:49 +0000

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My friend is getting Married in Gilbert Arizona, need places to hold wedding/ reception cheap and caterers,?

techdude — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 09:18:53 +0000

My friend is new to Arizona, and Her wedding is scheduled for March 17, 2006. She needs some place ideas to host her wedding/reception (at same locationn) and caterer that doesn’t cost 45.00 per person. She hopes to have 100 guests. Thank you for your ideas and help.
sorry March 17, 2007

Why do women transpose their wedding bands after they married? (place it behind the engagement ring)?

techdude — Sun, 29 Jan 2012 09:21:45 +0000

Many women who have an engagement ring have their wedding bands placed in front, but after the ceremony, they place the band behind the engagement. Why is that? Are there traditions associated with this?

just married husband acting different?

techdude — Sat, 28 Jan 2012 09:55:46 +0000

His family was really awful to me and my family the day before the wedding and I told him that I wanted him to come stay the night with me. He said ok, when we got there his dad asked him to stay and he decided to stay with his family. He saw how upset I was. I told him that we “might” get married tomorrow. He still didn’t come with me. He said that we will cut them out of our lives. I told him that I want him to stick up for me.
So, on the honey moon he tells me that we don’t have enough money and he starts getting cash advances on the credit cards. We didn’t take the bus very much and no taxis even though I was 6 months pregnant. Ate at sandwich stands, etc. He told me months before that we had enough money.
So we had a few bad fights on the honeymoon. I cried every morning before getting out of bed because of what his parents had done.
Then we get home and we had talked about how I was going to try and get a temp job because I would be almost seven months by then and he says, I would prefer if you didn’t work. There’s been a few complications with the pregnancy and I would only have been able to work for a couple months anyways. So, we talk about it and decide that it is ok that I don’t work. But, then he won’t give me any money. The money I had saved up from working before I quit because of the pregnancy comlications ran out and he refused to give me any money.
I asked him if he was going to make me ask him to buy anything, even bras, etc that I might need.
He said yes. He said the spending spree was over.
He said that I had been spending both of our money and that he had the figures.
He said that I needed to respect his money.
When I tried to explain to him that I couldn’t just sit in the house all day because I didn’t have money for gas or to go to lunch occasionally with friends. He said that I could go to the beach and write. That I was the most creative person he knows and that I should get creative.
Well we got in a monster fight. I felt so vulnerable. I couldn’t believe he was doing this.
I overreacted and told him I wanted a divorce, etc. and it was terrible for about two days.
Then I finally get him to agree to give me $25 a week for spending money.
But, he said that if it was up to him, he wouldn’t spend anything because he is willing to sacrifice anything for me and the baby. Total guilt trip.
So, I tried to get a job at the temp agency and most of the jobs are temp to hire. They had one job that was 3 and half months but too long since I will have delivered by then.
I am now starting to write online for extra money.
He makes 6 grand a month and I have to ask him for $5.00 to buy a bra? I have only not been working since I had to have an operation and then the wedding and honeymoon.
He said that he would put me on the account too so that I would have access to money without having to ask him for anything. He hasn;t done so yet.
I feel really scared. So, vulnerable. We are moving right after the baby is born so he can go to school and it’s only 45 mins. from his family and he hasn’t said anything to them yet.
I’m so scared that I’m at his mercy and then throwing his family into the mix and a new baby. What am I going to do?
Just want you to know that I’ve worked my entire life, have a college education and we lived together for two years before we got married. He never acted like this before. We always shared expenses.
The only reason I can’t work now is because I’m seven and half months pregnant! I had money saved up and spent it on the honeymoon because he said we had enough money. And we decided to have this baby together as a joint decision. Yes, I trusted him.

Where is a beautiful location in Mexico to get married?

techdude — Sat, 28 Jan 2012 09:29:26 +0000

Got engaged 5 months ago and I would like to start planning for my wedding – hopefully in the Spring of 2012. I would really love to get married in Mexico.Where is the most beautiful location in Mexico to get married? I am interested in resorts/hotels that have all inclusive packages and planning available. I would love to hear from anyone who has been to a wedding in Mexico that was absolutely gorgeous! Thanks!

has anyone been married at a sunset resort?

techdude — Thu, 26 Jan 2012 09:21:18 +0000

just wondering how there wedding packages are and how long the wedding ceremony is and did you have guset how many and did you have a receptions or just cocktail

How much does it cost to get married, not including the actual wedding?

techdude — Thu, 26 Jan 2012 00:19:54 +0000

I mean how much does it cost just to be able to have the wedding, no flowers no food no dresses. just the marrage licence and whatever else we need to be legally married.

I’m not going make it a crappy wedding I just need to know how much is the lowest amount its going cost.
we are not planning on a church.

Best friend getting married in a rush to compete with me?

techdude — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 09:58:29 +0000

I got engaged last month, planning a wedding for January 2011. My best friend has been saying how jealous she is that I am engaged. Now she told her boyfriend she wants to get engaged ASAP so that she can get married before me.

Previously, she had been telling me how she didn’t think she was ready to get engaged. Now all of a sudden she has changed her mind and it sounds like she is doing so out of jealousy. I am REALLY WORRIED she is making a big decision hastily to compete with me.

Should I tell her my concerns? If so, how? I am afraid she will not listen and will get angry with me. Maybe it isn’t my place to voice my concerns, and I should just be supportive. Also I am worried she will think that I just don’t want her to be “first”. Should I push back my own wedding so she can have a longer engagement but still be “first”?
My fiance and I don’t have a real date yet — we just got engaged a few weeks ago! He’s letting me pick whatever date I want as long as it’s between January and May of next year. So “pushing it back” a few months is trivially easy seeing as how we don’t have any firm plans yet.
I resent being called a spoiled brat because I’m thinking about changing my wedding day for a friend. My fiancé and I aren’t religious and our wedding is mostly to make our family happy — we are already privately committed to each other. We’re having a BBQ in the backyard of the house we’ve lived in for several years together, so it can be whenever we want it to be…